How can I jump off a cliff? Get cut by a saw, and ride the storm out?

Without getting Dizzy? Should I have just hopped on the bus Gus? Or made a new plan? Or went riding out in the sunset with the Wolf? Help me here……….Maybe I should just stay home and make some Taters..or [...]

Do yall think that these shorts are too short?

I do think they’d be too short for a 14 year old but I am 18. If you saw some girl with shorts that short would you think she was a whore or trashy?
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naaw, i dont see what’s wrong with wearing short shorts
i don’t have shorts like [...]